Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots

Obama yells back Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Do a shot blindfolded

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you"

Do one shot, two if you believe him

Obama mentions Haiti

Share one shot with 10 of your neighbors

*Adapted (with slight alterations) from the Huffington Post*

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