PSALM 2010
Obama is the shepherd I did not
Want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican
Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's
Sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of The bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with Me.
He has anointed my income with
Taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will
Follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home
Forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am
Glad that I am free,
But I wish I was a dog,
And
Obama was a tree!
~Author