He's 20-year-old Dustin Marshall of Gallatin, Tennessee and his idiocy led the police to quickly breaking up his very, very mediocre theft ring.

Last week, Dustin was at a Walmart and stole some jeans.  He went into the changing room to try the jeans on, then left wearing them . . . leaving his old jeans behind.

There was only one problem.  He forgot to take his WALLET out of his old jeans . . . and inside of that wallet was his driver's license.
The police were able to use that to tie Dustin and his girlfriend and accomplice . . . a 19-year-old named Lindsey Scholl . . . to a few other low-budget robberies around Gallatin.

In the past week, they'd broken into a few cars, shoplifted a few other items . . . and DINE-AND-DASHED from a Longhorn Steakhouse.

The police went to the home address listed on Dustin's license and found Dustin and Lindsey there.  They were arrested and charged with burglary, three counts of theft from a motor vehicle, and two counts of theft under $500.